Cringe & Satire
5AM morning routine that's definitely satire... right?
Guy wakes up at 5AM, ice baths, journals, drinks celery juice, meditates — then goes back to sleep. 'That girl' parody era.
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Automated checks on the linked asset🔒55% locked👤12.0% top holder⚠️Bundle detected📅60d old
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